I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’” #10 “A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. Well, I’ve never tasted wine as old as our friendship, but one thing I can say for sure is that no wine could give me the happiness that our friendship does. #9 They say that friends are like wine because they get better with time. #8 “Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” May you have an amazing day, surrounded by everyone you love. I hope you’re good at math because you’re going to have to keep on counting. #7 80 years? Wow! A lot of people don’t even know how to count to 80. #6 “You know you are getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.” But I also wish you the very best of your years on this earth! Though 80 years are quite a lot of years compared to mine, they are few compared to the ones I wish for you. #5 On this special day, I wish you less coughing, better hearing, and easier mobility. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.” #4 “First you forget names, then you forget faces. I’m honestly very happy that you are a part of my life. Your sweetness and appetite for adventure give me hope for mankind. You’re the youngest, old person I’ve ever known in my life. #3 You’re 80, but you don’t look like it. #2 “By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. Also, be generous and make sure to share some wisdom with me. Now that you know everything about life, I really wish that you enjoy it. There are 80 years of experience right here. #1 Enjoy the time when you can actually predict the weather with your knees. You can use these sayings and quotes in a card, in a toast, as part of a poem, or as part of a speech. These quotes are ideal for a number of situations where you must say goodbye.Here are funny 80th birthday sayings and quotes for a friend or loved one who is turning 80 years old. You may even have heard a friend, teacher or a relative say one or more of these funny quotes once or twice in the past. Some of the quotes listed above are familiar and can be used to put a smile on your face if nothing else.
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